Funny

Video response to Molly Wood re: #wp7 challenge conclusion

Freaking hilarious. Snarks aside, he has absolutely nailed the double standards Molly showed during the 2-week trial. She would rather have a broken Android than a Windows Phone. She did not like that there was no turn-by-turn navigation in Windows Phone, but has no reason not to let her friends choose the iPhone over Windows Phone, while iPhone does not have turn-by-turn navigation either. Nor does it have her other wanted feature, compose email by voice.

Can someone please let me know what she is trying to conclude? I didn’t get it. Oh no, I did. She concludes, “I like Android”. Sigh.

The many “-isms” of Indian companies

 

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.  

 

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

PATNIism
You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

  MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.  

 

 

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2…stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.  

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Some emerging "isms" of the new economy

HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.  

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

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