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Permission for a night out - husband and wife [PDFs]

Husband_Night_Out_Permission_Slip.pdf Download this file

Wife_Night_Out_Permission_Slip.pdf Download this file

[youtube [www.youtube.com/watch](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klteYv1Uv9A?wmode=transparent])

Another gem: "It's like the iPhone 3G and iPhone 3GS. We should have just called this iPad S". Awesome.

[youtube [www.youtube.com/watch](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW37nPzpAwY?wmode=transparent])

[youtube [www.youtube.com/watch](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9r9ZkqLMSs?wmode=transparent])

Too funny ...

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

PATNIism
You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SUNism You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
ORACLEism You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SAPism You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
APPLEism You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
SONYism You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
CITIBANKism Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

	Some emerging "isms" of the new economy
HPism You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
GEism You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
RELIANCEism You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

	Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
TATAism You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

Going through my feeds in Google Reader, I came across this wonderful irony ...