Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

PATNIism
You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

  MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.  

Some emerging "isms" of the new economy

HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.  

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.